Monday, October 27, 2008

Top 10 Things UGA Should Do If They Score First Against Florida

1. Entire team drops their pants on the sidelines
2. Run around doing the Bull Dance like in Happy Gilmore
3. Entire team run across the field, grab a Florida player, kiss him on the ear and say "YES!"
4. Shave their heads right there on the sidelines
5. Trade places with the band
6. Shotgun a beer
7. Carry Richt off the field like they just won the National Championship
8. Go for 2, run the play that we used to run where the 2 receivers run the other way - have Stafford throw an 80 yard bomb to Massaquoi as he streaks down the sideline toward the Fla end zone. When he gets to the 1 yard line, turn around and run back the other way, lateraling back and forth like it was the last play in the Cal/Stanford game
9. Knowshon aims his finger at every player like a gun and, one by one they fall down as he shoots them
10. Tear down the goalpost

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