Top 10 Reasons I Got Fired. By Allen Bestwick, NASCAR Nationwide Series Announcer

1.  "Nationwide my ass, this is the Busch Series"
2.  "Tire, engine, head pan gasket.  Is there anything Danica hasn't blown today?"
3.  "Danica needs to keep an eye on her rear-view mirror - Dale Jr is coming up quickly from behind"
4.  "Many people question Danica's qualifications for the Busch Series"
5.  "Nice headlights"
6.  "Cause of crash...PMS"
7.  "Looks like she's taking a backseat to the more experienced drivers"
8.  And again, Danica takes the pole"
9.  "Her pit crew is standing by - waiting to check under her hood"
10.  "Lap 69"