1. Last Thing I Needed - http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU
2. Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground - http://youtube.com/watch?v=8jfBxfltYD0&feature=related
3. Seven Spanish Angels - http://youtube.com/watch?v=63A__INJecI&feature=related
4. Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain - http://youtube.com/watch?v=H7vaYOIKWYY&feature=related
5. On The Road Again - http://youtube.com/watch?v=kz_mwWjoGdE
6. My Heroes Have Always Been Crazy - http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMko5LelBdA&feature=related
7. Good Hearted Woman - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fVM2MgJnwgc&feature=related
8. Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys - http://youtube.com/watch?v=uKv171MzvSc&feature=related
9. Back To The Basics Of Love - http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMZaUwiv96M
OK, this has just gone from Willie to...
Top 10 HoneySuckle Rose Songs:
1. Til I Gain Control Again - http://youtube.com/watch?v=qr-ox3wXIDo&feature=related
2. There Must Be Two Sides To Every Story - http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5Et2sf7II Man, I love Honeysuckle Rose. This is the best - Willie sneaks on stage and nails the solo.
3. You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine - http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDfn7ZhmiZc&feature=related
4. Lovin' You Was Easier - http://youtube.com/watch?v=et36cLcBmUs&feature=related
Can we get a moment of silence for the great Slim Pickens.
This is included because Norah and Waylon did this song right before he died and it's my blog. And because Willie is the man. http://youtube.com/watch?v=JK3V5jPFLGs&feature=related
Friday, June 20, 2008
Top 10 Hee Haw Skits
1. You Met Another... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqnm3A10m8I
2. Gloom, Despair, and Agony - http://www.tvland.com/video/index.jhtml?bcpid=187784359&bclid=792434398&bctid=792434390
Also, this has nothing to do with the list, but I felt abliged to include it on this here post...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU
just listening to Willie play makes every problem go away.
2. Gloom, Despair, and Agony - http://www.tvland.com/video/index.jhtml?bcpid=187784359&bclid=792434398&bctid=792434390
Also, this has nothing to do with the list, but I felt abliged to include it on this here post...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU
just listening to Willie play makes every problem go away.
Top 10 Best Song First Lines
1. Please come to Boston for the springtime...
2. Only two thing in life that make it worth livin', is guitars tuned good and firm feelin' women
3. Screen door slammed, Mary's just waiting...
4. When your down on your luck and you ain't got a buck, in London you're a gonner
5. Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down...
6. Well I was thumbin' from Montgomery, had my guitar on my back...
7. Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw
8. Postman delivered past due bill notice...
9. I used to spend my nights out in a bar room, liquor was the only love I've known
10. I took you home from a party and we kissed and burned...
2. Only two thing in life that make it worth livin', is guitars tuned good and firm feelin' women
3. Screen door slammed, Mary's just waiting...
4. When your down on your luck and you ain't got a buck, in London you're a gonner
5. Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down...
6. Well I was thumbin' from Montgomery, had my guitar on my back...
7. Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw
8. Postman delivered past due bill notice...
9. I used to spend my nights out in a bar room, liquor was the only love I've known
10. I took you home from a party and we kissed and burned...
Top 10 Places That They Have Internet
1. Computers
Top 10 Reasons You Watch Days of Our Lives:
1. To hang out with girls
2. You are gay
Top 10 Black SitComs:
1. Sanford and Son - "you big dummy"
2. Jeffersons - "awww George..."
3. Good Times - "DYNOMITE!"
4. Diff'rent Strokes - "...whatchutalkinboutwillis?"
5. What's Happening! - "hey, hey, hey Raj"
6. 227 - We got, nothin' but homes, We ain't got no caucasians on this show
7. That's My Mama - by the way, I checked IMDB and there is no "What's Going Down" episode, or A Joe the Policeman.
8. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - "Master William"
9. Martin - "damn!"
10. Benson - I have no quote - this was only included because Missy Gold was in it
Top 10 Reasons You Watch Days of Our Lives:
1. To hang out with girls
2. You are gay
Top 10 Black SitComs:
1. Sanford and Son - "you big dummy"
2. Jeffersons - "awww George..."
3. Good Times - "DYNOMITE!"
4. Diff'rent Strokes - "...whatchutalkinboutwillis?"
5. What's Happening! - "hey, hey, hey Raj"
6. 227 - We got, nothin' but homes, We ain't got no caucasians on this show
7. That's My Mama - by the way, I checked IMDB and there is no "What's Going Down" episode, or A Joe the Policeman.
8. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - "Master William"
9. Martin - "damn!"
10. Benson - I have no quote - this was only included because Missy Gold was in it
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Top 10 Things Scott Regrets
1. Attending the 1989 SEC Basketball Championship in Orlando, FL which led to the much publicized and correctly predicted (by me) breakup with Laurie
2. Going to France and missing much of the Braves' rise from worst to first
3. Michelle
4. Wasting his time studying instead of practicing a) Great Basketball, or b) Reggie Jackson Baseball
5. Not investing in the IPO of Part-Time Profits, which did not profit a single dime in 3 years according to the IRS and my personal accountant, Nick Johnson
2. Going to France and missing much of the Braves' rise from worst to first
3. Michelle
4. Wasting his time studying instead of practicing a) Great Basketball, or b) Reggie Jackson Baseball
5. Not investing in the IPO of Part-Time Profits, which did not profit a single dime in 3 years according to the IRS and my personal accountant, Nick Johnson
Monday, June 9, 2008
Top 10 Things That Happened to Nick in Athens
another from Scott: my comments in black
10. Found out that tapping his razor on the side of the shower to remove the prodigious amounts of hair grossed out Julie
9. Made that slaw dog crap that looked like throwup - that was called dog vomit
8. Short-sheeted our low riders - only Scott had a low-rider
7. Dominated everyone at Sega Basketball and RJB - I do not agree with this assessment - Nick was the Master of GB, but only a Champion at RJB
6. Quit drinking/smoking
5. Started drinking/smoking - and cursing
4. Got a law degree
3. Did not sleep with Heather or Michelle, thus being the only person on this email thread who didn't. Except for Tom. - and Russ
2. Protected his sister's honor but not his mother's honor - thank goodness
1. Ran over 2 old people wearing dark clothing who were jay walking
10. Found out that tapping his razor on the side of the shower to remove the prodigious amounts of hair grossed out Julie
9. Made that slaw dog crap that looked like throwup - that was called dog vomit
8. Short-sheeted our low riders - only Scott had a low-rider
7. Dominated everyone at Sega Basketball and RJB - I do not agree with this assessment - Nick was the Master of GB, but only a Champion at RJB
6. Quit drinking/smoking
5. Started drinking/smoking - and cursing
4. Got a law degree
3. Did not sleep with Heather or Michelle, thus being the only person on this email thread who didn't. Except for Tom. - and Russ
2. Protected his sister's honor but not his mother's honor - thank goodness
1. Ran over 2 old people wearing dark clothing who were jay walking
Top 10 Things That Happened in Athens While We Were There:
#7-10 submitted by Scott:
10. Impromptu parade downtown when the Braves went to the World Series.
9. UGA hoops won SEC regular season title
8. Circle the Wagons ran with the Hellboys for a half
7. Scott dunked
6. Russ stole the "No Dunking" sign - Nick's favorite sign acquisition
5. Russ and Bill were cornered in a bathroom/shower facility at a State Park in Blue Ridge by a policeman who was investigating suspicious activity and missing signs in the area. (note: due to our MacGyver craftiness and ninja-like reflexes we were able to avoid apprehension)
4. OMAHA, you dumbass. UGA won the 1990 Baseball NC (this is only #4, because as I stated in earlier emails, the #1 is always anti-climatical - credit to Ed White for noticing this Top 10 anomoly)
3. I stole the UGA/Rice volleyball sign setting off a chain of events that would culminate 6 months later in me hanging an orange SALE sign out of the window prompting a warning from Ken Goyan, Head of UGA Housing (a person whom I was familiar with due to an earlier instance involving UGA housing...)
2. Russ threw a beer can out of the window in the direction of Christina Terry (Pres Student Judiciary), causing her to utter the accusation, "it squirted on me" at the judiciary hearing - certainly not the first time this accusation was leveled towards a male freshman at UGA
1. Hank Gathers died.
10. Impromptu parade downtown when the Braves went to the World Series.
9. UGA hoops won SEC regular season title
8. Circle the Wagons ran with the Hellboys for a half
7. Scott dunked
6. Russ stole the "No Dunking" sign - Nick's favorite sign acquisition
5. Russ and Bill were cornered in a bathroom/shower facility at a State Park in Blue Ridge by a policeman who was investigating suspicious activity and missing signs in the area. (note: due to our MacGyver craftiness and ninja-like reflexes we were able to avoid apprehension)
4. OMAHA, you dumbass. UGA won the 1990 Baseball NC (this is only #4, because as I stated in earlier emails, the #1 is always anti-climatical - credit to Ed White for noticing this Top 10 anomoly)
3. I stole the UGA/Rice volleyball sign setting off a chain of events that would culminate 6 months later in me hanging an orange SALE sign out of the window prompting a warning from Ken Goyan, Head of UGA Housing (a person whom I was familiar with due to an earlier instance involving UGA housing...)
2. Russ threw a beer can out of the window in the direction of Christina Terry (Pres Student Judiciary), causing her to utter the accusation, "it squirted on me" at the judiciary hearing - certainly not the first time this accusation was leveled towards a male freshman at UGA
1. Hank Gathers died.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Top 10 Cover Songs By John Berry at TK's
1. Forever Young
2. Thunder Road
3. Freebird, Simple Man, Seven Bridges Road, Desperado...just kidding
3. Brown Eyed Girl
4. Cecilia
5. Statesboro Blues - only the fat drummer, Mark Ensley
6. When A Man Loves A Woman
7. Ninety Miles An Hour - "I took you home from a party and we kissed and burned..."
you know, I am embarrassed to admit that I just cannot remember as well as I should. However, whilst researching John Berry (in an attempt to jog my memory), I came across this (that's what she said):
http://www.lawskills.com/case/ga/id/8931/
also this - Michael C. Steele:
http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/033008/marquee_2008033001057.shtml
Top 10 John Berry Songs:
1. The Graduation Song - "because we're graduaaating" - Scott's version
2. Thunder Road
3. Freebird, Simple Man, Seven Bridges Road, Desperado...just kidding
3. Brown Eyed Girl
4. Cecilia
5. Statesboro Blues - only the fat drummer, Mark Ensley
6. When A Man Loves A Woman
7. Ninety Miles An Hour - "I took you home from a party and we kissed and burned..."
you know, I am embarrassed to admit that I just cannot remember as well as I should. However, whilst researching John Berry (in an attempt to jog my memory), I came across this (that's what she said):
http://www.lawskills.com/case/ga/id/8931/
also this - Michael C. Steele:
http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/033008/marquee_2008033001057.shtml
Top 10 John Berry Songs:
1. The Graduation Song - "because we're graduaaating" - Scott's version
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Top 10 Items One Would Find In Our O-House Dorm
1. Michelle
2. Beer
3. Scott's sofa
4. Commodore 128
5. Sega Master System c.1986
6. Non-operational Microwave (aka safe)
7. Absolut Vodka Ads
8. Scott's Low-rider bed
9. Scott's Cassette Deck/Radio
10. Tom's Guitar
11. Key To The University Wood Room (aka butter knife)
12. Multiple Road Signs
13. Michelob Light Sign (from Joe's)
14. VCR
15. Fish (dead or alive)
16. My Knit Ties
17. Amstel Light
18. Chek Colas
2. Beer
3. Scott's sofa
4. Commodore 128
5. Sega Master System c.1986
6. Non-operational Microwave (aka safe)
7. Absolut Vodka Ads
8. Scott's Low-rider bed
9. Scott's Cassette Deck/Radio
10. Tom's Guitar
11. Key To The University Wood Room (aka butter knife)
12. Multiple Road Signs
13. Michelob Light Sign (from Joe's)
14. VCR
15. Fish (dead or alive)
16. My Knit Ties
17. Amstel Light
18. Chek Colas
Top 10 Things Younger Than John McCain (1936)
1. The Zip Code (1943)
2. Duct Tape (1942)
3. Cheerios (1941)
4. Velcro (1941)
5. The Ballpoint Pen (1938)
6. Mount Rushmore Carvings (1941)
7. AARP (1958)
8. The Slinky (1943)
9. Spam (1937)
10. 91% of all Americans
But I'm still voting for him, because...
Top 10 Things (The Only Things) More Communist Than Barack Obama:
1. Stalin
2. Lenin
3. Castro
4. Karl Marx
5. Trotsky
2. Duct Tape (1942)
3. Cheerios (1941)
4. Velcro (1941)
5. The Ballpoint Pen (1938)
6. Mount Rushmore Carvings (1941)
7. AARP (1958)
8. The Slinky (1943)
9. Spam (1937)
10. 91% of all Americans
But I'm still voting for him, because...
Top 10 Things (The Only Things) More Communist Than Barack Obama:
1. Stalin
2. Lenin
3. Castro
4. Karl Marx
5. Trotsky
Monday, June 2, 2008
Top 10 things Tom lost in O-House (now suspect Russ of stealing)
1. Simon and Garfunkel CD
2. Silver ring
3. Leather Belt – probably not Russ…
4. His virginity (Julie's first response when I showed her this list)
2. Silver ring
3. Leather Belt – probably not Russ…
4. His virginity (Julie's first response when I showed her this list)
Air Supply
Top 10 Things Air Supply Knows:
1. How to whisper
2. How to cry
3. Where to find the answers
4. How to lie
5. How to fake it
6. How to scheme
7. When to face the truth
8. When to dream
9. Where to touch you
10. What to do
11. When to pull you close
12. When to let you loose
13. The night is fading
14. The time's gonna fly
15. I gotta give it a try
16. The roads to riches
17. The ways to fame
18. All the rules
19. How to break them
20. The name of the game
Top 10 Things Air Supply Does Not Know:
1. How to leave you
2. How you do it - making love out of nothing at all
1. How to whisper
2. How to cry
3. Where to find the answers
4. How to lie
5. How to fake it
6. How to scheme
7. When to face the truth
8. When to dream
9. Where to touch you
10. What to do
11. When to pull you close
12. When to let you loose
13. The night is fading
14. The time's gonna fly
15. I gotta give it a try
16. The roads to riches
17. The ways to fame
18. All the rules
19. How to break them
20. The name of the game
Top 10 Things Air Supply Does Not Know:
1. How to leave you
2. How you do it - making love out of nothing at all
Top 10 Bands I Liked As A Kid, But Are Now Totally Gay
1. Chicago
2. Air Supply - OK, I thought they were gay then, but I loved that Makin' Love Out Of Nothing At All song - especially the part about "I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle, I can make all the stadiums rock..." - yes very gay, but still rockin'
3. REO Speedwagon - they may be gay, but I still listen to my REO Speedwagon CD on occasion. Man, I'm glad I purchased that REO Speedwagon CD, The Hits. That was one of my best purchases ever. So long ago, but I oddly still specifically remember purchasing it from the record store - not stealing it from Tom (also along with the James Taylor CD, which I also purchased and did not steal from Tom when he lived at Whitehall with Bill and Nick).
4. Genesis - my first concert - gay.
2. Air Supply - OK, I thought they were gay then, but I loved that Makin' Love Out Of Nothing At All song - especially the part about "I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle, I can make all the stadiums rock..." - yes very gay, but still rockin'
3. REO Speedwagon - they may be gay, but I still listen to my REO Speedwagon CD on occasion. Man, I'm glad I purchased that REO Speedwagon CD, The Hits. That was one of my best purchases ever. So long ago, but I oddly still specifically remember purchasing it from the record store - not stealing it from Tom (also along with the James Taylor CD, which I also purchased and did not steal from Tom when he lived at Whitehall with Bill and Nick).
4. Genesis - my first concert - gay.
Top 10 Things Tom Just Said That Sound Dirty But Aren't
1. Even I am beginning to wonder why I love Cox so much.
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