Top 10 Bands I Liked As A Kid, But Are Now Totally Gay

1. Chicago
2. Air Supply - OK, I thought they were gay then, but I loved that Makin' Love Out Of Nothing At All song - especially the part about "I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle, I can make all the stadiums rock..." - yes very gay, but still rockin'
3. REO Speedwagon - they may be gay, but I still listen to my REO Speedwagon CD on occasion. Man, I'm glad I purchased that REO Speedwagon CD, The Hits. That was one of my best purchases ever. So long ago, but I oddly still specifically remember purchasing it from the record store - not stealing it from Tom (also along with the James Taylor CD, which I also purchased and did not steal from Tom when he lived at Whitehall with Bill and Nick).
4. Genesis - my first concert - gay.