Monday, October 27, 2008

Top 10 Glenda Demands

You may not know it, but my mom is having major reconstructive surgery on her foot and will require the assistance of a home nurse for the next few months. Inasmuch as Nick would love to have this job, she is hiring a caregiver/nurse. She presented the following list of requirements to the agency:
1. Can not have darker skin than hers
2. Can not be a smoker, or have ever smoked
3. Must speak English as a first language
3a. Does not want a "fat ass" that cannot even take care of herself

I don't know why I posted this - I suppose I just want someone to know why I am so screwed up.

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