A few lists:

Greatest Calls:
1. Russ - Scott and Laurie will break up at the SEC Championship in Orlando
2. Larry Munson - GA/Fla 1980

Greatest Boulderdash Players:
1. Me

Great Basketball Masters:
1. Nick

Great Basketball Teams:
1. Chek Colas - Nick
2. Pubic Cubans - Russ
help me out here - I'll add more

Reggie Jackson Greatest Players:
1. Rod Laver
8a. Cliff
8a. Kidd
9. Cookie Monster
10. Gavin McCloud
11. Clark Kent
12. Janc(1), or Janc(2), and sometimes Janc(3)
13. Santa Claus
14. TK Hardy

Best Name in RJ Baseball:
1. Dentucky Kirby
2. Dakin a Shit
3. Do Me A Fabre
4. Rosa Parks
5. Madeline Kohn
6. Freak Holes
7. 6.02x 10-8 (Moles)
8. Rasco P. Coltrain

Great Basketball Terms (most coined by the Alonzo Stagg/Papa Bear Halas/Neil Armstrong/Abner Doubleday of the game, Nick Johnson):
1. Get South
2. Woody
3. Jew Charge
4. North/South pass
5. cum shot
6. Bo Kimble free throw (eyes closed, left handed) in memory of Hank Gathers)
7. Travelling - which is a foul - obviously
8. Left-end air
9. Right-end brick

RJB Teams:

• Red Sox - Russ - best 7,8,9 hitters in the league (also the owner of the Phily Dickbats when required by Scott who thought the DGH was too unfair)
• Brewers - Nick - shitty
• Tigers - Bill - 1 hit wonders
• Reds - Tom - skeeting outfield

I'm drawing a total blank on Ed, Alan, and Scott. I do know that Ed constantly complained that you "can't control those gold-darn specialty pitches" - among other things... (it's time we changed the score, they don't tell you shit aroud here...)