Top 10 Things Younger Than John McCain (1936)

1. The Zip Code (1943)
2. Duct Tape (1942)
3. Cheerios (1941)
4. Velcro (1941)
5. The Ballpoint Pen (1938)
6. Mount Rushmore Carvings (1941)
7. AARP (1958)
8. The Slinky (1943)
9. Spam (1937)
10. 91% of all Americans

But I'm still voting for him, because...

Top 10 Things (The Only Things) More Communist Than Barack Obama:
1. Stalin
2. Lenin
3. Castro
4. Karl Marx
5. Trotsky