Jail or Home???

Check out this link for a great prom story:
http://mj.933flz.com/pages/mainfeed.html?feed=204719&article=3673290

"they didn't give me any options, but to go to jail or to go home..."
When you think about it, Marche, there weren't really many other options. You showed up wearing a $4 piece of gold fabric from Walmart and nothing underneath.

"at some point, someone called the police..." yeah right, like the police were not already at the Sugerland Prom in southeast Houston - in 1989 at Pinetree Country Club, I, along with 50-60 other white private school students, attended my senior prom - there were 2 cops there.

Here are the posted guidelines for the Madison High School Senior Prom:
1. Only one inch of midsection can be shown
2. Bare backs are acceptable
3. Slits in the dresses can be no more than 3 inches above the knee
4. See through fabrics should not be in places which reveal private body parts
5. Proper undergarments must be worn
6. Tennis shoes of any kind are unacceptable

And of course, the unposted rules:
1. Only one inch of midsection can be shown, unless you are in your 2nd or 3rd trimester, in which case no more than 4 inches of stomach can be exposed (must show proof of conception date and receipt showing purchase of dress preceeded conception date)
2. Spandex only allowed under 200 lbs
3. Girls dresses can be no more than 6 inches above the knee
4. Boys pants waistline must be more than 6 inches from the knees